me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
100 hair colors later, a near bald michael sits on a bench and whispers “free him” before his last strand of hair blows away in the wind
FUCK THIS BITCH
Can harry styles fly me out to where ever he is so I can cut his hair.
Boy: buss it open for -
Me: Buss open a bible and work on your relationship with God
Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately
" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job
have a seat
men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"
but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch
fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash