My life as a single teenage girl.

Vanessa. 18. Arizona my face is on /tagged/personal

foreverthe5boysonthestairs:

44/50 pictures of Harry Styles that make me want to throw myself off a cliff.

foreverthe5boysonthestairs:

44/50 pictures of Harry Styles that make me want to throw myself off a cliff.

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at the resturant with bae

waitress:

*fills his glass with ice water*

me:

*watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*

me:

you want my man or something?

her:

wh-wat?

me:

i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?

me:

I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.

me:

everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?

him:

aye calm down

me:

nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

alt-j:

Kim Kardashian West’s best bikini moments! 

HONESTLY

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onigiri85:

*is beautiful* *gets slept on* *is confused*

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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

when you a changed man but she not tryna hear it

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phobias:

"how are you single?"

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gowns:

my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

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magwyn:

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

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kimkardashian: My baby girl finished one week of swimming lessons today then took her 1st steps right when she got out of the pool! Mommy & Daddy are so proud of you!!!!!! Photo cred: Daddy

heartbreakgirls:

Out Of My Limit (target exclusive)

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